Siapakah Abdul Halim Utama? (Bag. 3)

Tim editor Abdul Halim Utama (AHU) Watch menemukan kutipan yang menarik dari status Yahoo! Messenger dari AHU pada malam hari ini.

Dalam status tersebut, tampak tulisan sebagai berikut:

"Apa kamu mau selamanya maen game terus?" (Rizki, 2008)

Dari kutipan status tersebut, tim editor kemudian melakukan analisis dari beberapa premis yang berhubungan dengan AHU:

• AHU sangat menyukai video game dan game komputer hingga kadang-kadang lupa aktivitas dan lupa waktu (silakan membaca Dunia Akademis Abdul Halim Utama Bag. 1).
  
• AHU nampaknya kurang mampu mendengarkan kritik dan saran dari kawan-kawannya karena dimanja selama ini oleh orangtuanya (kemungkinan ini dapat dijelaskan pada riwayat AHU dalam Bedah Tabiat sesuai Tanggal Lahir Abdul Halim Utama dan Pengakuan Seorang Informan dari Dalam)
  
• AHU gemar meremehkan orang lain sehingga kritik dan saran yang masuk hanyalah sekadar ujaran belaka, ia pun menampilkannya dengan polos tanpa beban di status Yahoo! Messenger-nya seolah-olah kritik itu tidak ditujukan kepadanya (kemungkinan ini dapat dijelaskan pada The Hidden Meaning of Abdul Halim Utama's Name dan Bedah Tabiat sesuai Tanggal Lahir Abdul Halim Utama).
• Kecenderungan AHU untuk merusak diri dengan membiarkan orang lain menghinanya, kemungkinan hal ini dilakukan secara sadar sebagai bentuk ketidak mampuan AHU untuk berargumentasi (kemungkinan ini dapat dijelaskan pada The Hidden Meaning of Abdul Halim Utama's Name)

Tim editor lantas meyimpulkan bahwa:

• Salah satu rekan AHU ada yang bernama Rizki.
• Kawan bernama Rizki ini cukup gerah dengan kebiasaan AHU dalam bermain game yang kelewatan.
• Ada suatu kepentingan dalam hidup AHU yang terbengkalai oleh akibat seringnya AHU bermain game, kemungkinan besar adalah untuk kuliah.

Saran dari tim editor diantaranya:

• Berharap kepada orangtua daripada AHU untuk kembali mengawasi anaknya dengan cara yang tidak kekanak-kanakan untuk mencegah AHU membuang-buang waktu untuk hal yang sepele.
• Berharap kepada rekan-rekan AHU untuk lebih mengawasi tindak tanduk AHU agar tidak menjadi sampah masyarakat serta memotivasi AHU untuk kembali berkuliah.
• Berharap kepada AHU untuk berperilaku lebih dewasa dan mampu menghadapi tantangan hidup, tidak melainkan kabur darinya.

Demikian untuk diketahui dan dilaksanakan bersama.

Untuk dapat berkorespondensi dengan AHU melalui Yahoo! Messenger, silakan add contact di urbantunawisma@yahoo.com א

Notice the Resemblance?

Kiwil, Indonesian local entertainer

and

Abdul Halim Utama (AHU) א

The Real Friendster Account of Abdul Halim Utama?

Once again, we've had discovered another Halim Utama's (AHU) online account. This time it was a Friendster account that exposed his real full name and an e-mail using his full real name, abdulhalimutama@yahoo.com


However, we're not sure whether this account was made by AHU himself or was just a fake account of AHU made by someone else to put AHU into shame. But since AHU was known to be quite suicidal for himself in the internet, eventually this account were possibly made by AHU himself.

If it was made by AHU himself, the sole reason of such account creation, however, were still unknown since AHU had already have 2 known (faked) Friendster accounts. It is quite possibly that AHU would want to be significantly known in the net for some reason: love attractions. Further objective findings would be required to prove this theory. א

Link:

• Abdul Halim Utama's Friendster account

Another Possible Alter-ego of Abdul Halim Utama (Part 1)

By this morning, one of our informant was invited into a blog which is claimed to be made by Duo Ranger, portrayed as two veiled Moslem women.


The blog were discussing about Islam, Jatinangor and certain lifestyle, which is very identical to AHU's interest. The writing style were somehow identical to AHU's writing in many of the forum which is AHU attended. The outside commentators somehow used a stupid name that usually came up from AHU's mind and came in a very rapid time early in the morning.

Further observation should be considered to make sure that this blog is just another time-wasting project done by our very AHU. א

Link:

• Duo-Ranger's Blog

The Hidden Meaning of Abdul Halim Utama's Name

The following were the hidden meaning of Abdul Halim Utama (AHU)'s name according to a Blogthings quiz.

What Abdul Halim Utama Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous. You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things. Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Note that the red typed descriptions were characteristic to AHU's attitudes match to our observational studies. א

Pernyataan Mengenai Keshahihan Pengamatan dari Abdul Halim Utama (AHU) Watch

Kami dari tim editor mendapatkan laporan bahwa banyak dari rekan-rekan AHU yang tidak percaya bahwa AHU dapat bertingkah seperti yang diinformasikan dalam watchsite AHU Watch ini.

Untuk itu akan kami tegaskan kembali bahwa semua laporan yang kami tulis di watchsite ini adalah murni merupakan catatan tulisan dan perkataan AHU selama berada di dunia maya. Bahkan kami mencantumkan narasumber di mana kami menemukan tulisan asli dari AHU tersebut, pada setiap hasil laporan pengamatan kami.

Perilaku AHU di dunia nyata dengan dunia maya mungkin dapat berbeda, untuk itu kami berusaha membantu para pengamat AHU terutama di dunia nyata untuk melihat kenyataan bahwa inilah yang dilakukan AHU di dunia maya.

Maka kami menyarankan kepada para pengamat AHU di dunia nyata, yang belum terhubung dengan kami, untuk turut berkontribusi di AHU Watch demi kelengkapan hasil pengamatan terhadap AHU demi keberlangsungan umat manusia dan AHU beserta keluarganya yang berbahagia. א

Hilarious Finding in Multiply

Again, we've had an experiment on querying keywords, this time on Multiply e-mail search. The keyword we used was the believed-to-be primary e-mail of Abdul Halim Utama (AHU), urbantunawisma@yahoo.com.

The results were hilarious as we were directed to a Multiply account that goes with the name Bambang. For your information, the name of Bambang is one of the most common male's name in Indonesia under the influence of Javanese culture although it's not as generic as John Doe in United States, John Smith in United Kingdom or Fulan in Arab.

Please check following link to take a closer look on AHU's site on Multiply (bambang's Site) א

Shocking Discovery of Another Nickname of AHU in Kaskus

We've just found out another nickname in Kaskus forum which is believed also belongs to Abdul Halim Utama (AHU).

The discovery was done as we were trying to query the keywords of "urbantunawisma", which is AHU's famous nickname in many forums, and "photobucket" as one of the most commonly used photo uploader hosting.

The results were quite shocking, as it shows an archive link to Kaskus forum's topic thread of Desktop Screenshot [Win, Mac, Linux, Unix, etc]. Within the discussion, there's a link of a desktop screenshot that leads to urbantunawisma's Photobucket account, under the nickname of tula06.

The conclusion was made that the nickname of tula06 in Kaskus were also AHU's. However possibilities were made, whether this account was truly established by AHU himself or simply a neglected and taken-over account.

Stay tuned for the development of this shocking news, only on AHU Watch. א

References:

• Kaskus Archives' Desktop Screenshot [Win, Mac, Linux, Unix, etc]
• tula06 on Kaskus
• the desktop screenshot of AHU
  

Siapakah Abdul Halim Utama? (Bag. 1)

Abdul Halim Utama

Nama samaran:

• Asoybanget (multiply.com)
• Bambang (multiply.com)
  
• BOJONG (SMPN 1 Bogor)
  
• DNAudit (gameindo.com)
• iRbantunawisma (jadul.org)
• milikbersama (kaskus.us)
• Risnanto Sidabalok (friendster.com)
• smunsa (kaskus.us)
  
• urbantunawisma (variasi)
• Wulan ulan (friendster.com)
  
• zondercawat (liberation youth forum)
  

E-Mail:

• abdulhalimutama@yahoo.com
• halim@gusdur.com
  
• urbantunawisma@gmail.com
• urbantunawisma@yahoo.com
• zondercawat@yahoo.com

Yahoo Messenger:

• urbantunawisma

Domisili:

• Jakarta
• Bogor: Kompleks Bojong Depok Baru (BDB) Blok CJ no. 23, Bogor
• Bandung

Nomor Telepon:

• Rumah: +6 2 2 1 8 7 8 2 0 1 9
  
• Telepon Selular: +6 2 8 1 5 9 3 1 7 1 3 9
  

Tempat dan Tanggal Lahir:
Jakarta, 4 Desember 1986

Gender:
laki-laki

Status:
single

Golongan darah:
O

Negara asal:
Caliphate State

Pendidikan:

• SMP 1 Bogor (lulus tahun 2001)
• SMA 1 Bogor (lulus tahun 2004: kelas 1-1, 2-8, 3-IPS)
• Jurusan Akuntansi Fakultas Ekonomi Universitas Padjadjaran Bandung (B1A-04-111)

Afiliasi:

• Hizbul Majnun Wan Nahdlah
• Hizbut Thoam
• Liberation Youth
• Permaken (Persaudaraan Mahasiswa Kendal)
• BAKMI (Barisan Aksi Kesatuan Mahasiswa Indonesia)

Hobi:
morum

Yang disuka:
koneksi cepat

Yang tidak disuka:
tugas kuliah

Game favorit:
minesweeper

Film favorit:
warkop dki

Warna favorit:
hitam dan putih

Makanan favorit:
biskuat coklat, mie instan

Minuman favorit:
susu coklat

Teman favorit:
kesendirian

Ideologi:
Islam

Religi:
Islam

Berdasarkan data dari Blogdrive, Forum GameIndo, Forum Kita, Forum Jadul, Forum Kaskus, Forum Kaskus (2), Multiply dan Friendster. Diperbaharui pada Senin, 28 Januari 2008 א